Last Night was the most important night for film industry. But we already know this. What we don’t know yet is what really happened to the actress Renée Zellweger when she was onstage with the rest of the cast from the movie CHICAGO presenting Best Original Song. Zellweger’s face looked like an awful cartoon drawn by a blind caricaturist. She is a great actress, but last night just wasn’t her best performance. Although she’s probably going to be remembered for a while. Here are five possible explanations to the sour’s face and robotic moves of Renée Zellweger.
5. Queen Latifah farted and she couldn’t stand the smell.
4. A tampon got stuck in the wrong hole.
3. It wasn’t Renée Zellweger. It was actually a robot.
2. She noticed a new wrinkle, freaked out and had multiple shots of vodka backstage.
1. She accidentally drank a dose of Botox.
Renée Zellweger was drunk.